Don't tell other the secret of maybank.. (ads)

Things you didn't know about Maybankard

There are things people may not know about Maybank's brand new Maybankard 2 cards. Like its one-click application process. Or its no annual fees, forever. Or 5% weekend cashback. If you've got friends with credit cards, or have friends who might get one, its good that they know these things!


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RM30 can go travelling by plane? (ads)

What are you doing on Labour Day? I'm going to Phuket and only paying RM29 for the flight!

After all our hard work, we need to reward ourselves! Labour Day is here and it's the perfect opportunity to plan a getaway. Air Asia is rewarding us with some sweet rates to places as far as Phuket, Phnom Penh, Kota Kinabalu, and more, for as low as RM29. It's time to kick back and relax this at last.


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Malaysia has been infected. See what this mystery symbol is all about

 

Malaysia has been infected. See what this mystery symbol is all about

Over 1 million people have been infected. The answer to the top secret mysterious symbol is finally revealed. Join the KOLONY and find out why this phenomenon is spreading across Malaysia. You might just get infected too!

http://says.my/siongwee/celcom-kolony

We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

 

 

  

 

We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

To celebrate 3 years of growing the community, Says.my is giving gifts to Malaysians across the social media! Macbook Air, Samsung Plasma TV, iPhone 4, Canon SLR, iPad 2, Lomokit, trip to South Korea, IKEA room makeover, front row tickets to Justin Bieber's concert, shopping sprees to TopShop, Forever21, MNG etc... you have to see the full list. Good things are meant to be shared. Happy 3rd Birthday, everyone!

http://says.my/siongwee/bday

A dog (joke)

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front.
Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

A clever prison (joke)

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love, Bubba

Play game to keep fit (ads)

You will not feel hungry anymore after playing this game. Promise.

Have you ever felt so hungry before that you could become a monster and devour everything in front of you? Some people call it om nom nom nom, we call it the hungerlings. If you ever feel hungry again, here's a secret to destroy the hunger inside you - play this game. Here, the game will feed you unlimited chocolate bars like no tomorrow. You should tell your friends too and we will have a universal cure for hunger epidemic. And oh, you can also win prizes like Playstation 3, HP netbooks and G-Shock watches too if you get to eat the most chocolate bars. Isn't it great not to be hungry?

 

 

http://says.my/siongwee/snickers

Hair cut (joke)

After hair cut, shave and pedicure of himself, man said i will come back till that time cut the hair of this kid.
After an hour
Salon owner to kid: Where is your father?
Kid: He is not my father, he met me outside and said, lets have free short hair cut of you and me!!

Free Ipad

Win a free iPad when you register here!

How does your course choice impact your future career path? Find out what kind of courses will lead you to succeed in life? Which type of courses suit your personality?

INTI's career counsellors are in stand-by to clear your doubts and answer your questions. Win an iPad just by setting an appointment here on 'Visit Us' tab!

http://says.my/siongwee/inti

Free laptop when studying? (Ads)

Get sponsored a laptop while you do Pre-U. Awesome!

Are you an excelling student and think you deserve scholarships for your pre-U studies? Good news! Axiata is giving out scholarship which will cover tuition fees, boarding, travel and laptops for you! If you want to prepare yourself to get the best university education in the future, this scholarship will be your first stepping stone towards that journey. Hurry, application date closing on 5th April 2011!

http://says.my/siongwee/axiata2

F1 Car (Ads)

Ever wondered how you would look in an F1 Race Suit?

Always wanted to drive an F1 car? Well, at least now you can see how you look like in an F1 race suit. Stand a chance to meet F1 drivers face to face when you... upload your face into this app. Get your friends to try it out too.. see who's the better looking F1 driver.

http://says.my/siongwee/petronasf1

Free songs (ADS)

Do you know Reza Salleh? You should hear his new album here...

Some people said Reza Salleh is one of the best indie singer songwriters in Malaysia after Yuna. Guess what, he just released a full debut album. Want to hear it for yourself? Stream and download his new single Stracciatella for free!

http://says.my/siongwee/reza-Sarawak

Planning Overseas for studies (ADS)

If you were planning to go overseas for studies. You have to read this.

Are you an excelling student and think you deserve scholarships for your University studies? Good news! Axiata is giving out scholarship which will cover tuition fees, boarding, travel and laptops for you!  And you will also get full sponsorship if you get to further your studies in one of top universities in UK. Hurry, application date closing on 5th April 2011

http://says.my/siongwee/axiata3

Earth Hours (ADS)

Did you sign up for Earth Hour? If not, please pledge to Live Green today!

Do you know that millions of people have celebrated Earth Hour around the world on last Saturday? How about you? If you have supported and joined the movement to make the Earth a healthier and greener place, good for you! But if you still have not, don't worry, the Earth is still around, and it means we still have opportunities to make this a better place. Want to know what you can still do for the Earth? Here's what you can do.

http://says.my/siongwee/livegreen-wwf4

The male & female dormitory (joke)

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

Farmer and Lawyer (Joke)

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

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