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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Don't tell other the secret of maybank.. (ads)

Things you didn't know about Maybankard profile image

Things you didn't know about Maybankard

There are things people may not know about Maybank's brand new Maybankard 2 cards. Like its one-click application process. Or its no annual fees, forever. Or 5% weekend cashback. If you've got friends with credit cards, or have friends who might get one, its good that they know these things!


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RM30 can go travelling by plane? (ads)

What are you doing on Labour Day? I'm going to Phuket and only paying RM29 for the flight! profile image

What are you doing on Labour Day? I'm going to Phuket and only paying RM29 for the flight!

After all our hard work, we need to reward ourselves! Labour Day is here and it's the perfect opportunity to plan a getaway. Air Asia is rewarding us with some sweet rates to places as far as Phuket, Phnom Penh, Kota Kinabalu, and more, for as low as RM29. It's time to kick back and relax this at last.


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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Malaysia has been infected. See what this mystery symbol is all about


 

Malaysia has been infected. See what this mystery symbol is all about


Over 1 million people have been infected. The answer to the top secret mysterious symbol is finally revealed. Join the KOLONY and find out why this phenomenon is spreading across Malaysia. You might just get infected too!



We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

We're gonna party like it's your birthday! profile image 

 

  

 

We're gonna party like it's your birthday!

To celebrate 3 years of growing the community, Says.my is giving gifts to Malaysians across the social media! Macbook Air, Samsung Plasma TV, iPhone 4, Canon SLR, iPad 2, Lomokit, trip to South Korea, IKEA room makeover, front row tickets to Justin Bieber's concert, shopping sprees to TopShop, Forever21, MNG etc... you have to see the full list. Good things are meant to be shared. Happy 3rd Birthday, everyone!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

A dog (joke)

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front.
Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

A clever prison (joke)

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love, Bubba

Friday, April 1, 2011

Play game to keep fit (ads)

You will not feel hungry anymore after playing this game. Promise. profile image

You will not feel hungry anymore after playing this game. Promise.

Have you ever felt so hungry before that you could become a monster and devour everything in front of you? Some people call it om nom nom nom, we call it the hungerlings. If you ever feel hungry again, here's a secret to destroy the hunger inside you - play this game. Here, the game will feed you unlimited chocolate bars like no tomorrow. You should tell your friends too and we will have a universal cure for hunger epidemic. And oh, you can also win prizes like Playstation 3, HP netbooks and G-Shock watches too if you get to eat the most chocolate bars. Isn't it great not to be hungry?